The date has finally been set...

If you think you can handle it, I dare you to try. After six hours on the same paintball field with me, your body will put Michelangelo to shame. Your face is the canvas, and my gun, the brush. You will be violated by the ammunition so kindly distributed from the barrels of your enemies. By the 3rd round, the pain of the paint combined with the shame of defeat... [read more]

The date has finally been set...

If you think you can handle it, I dare you to try. After six hours on the same paintball field with me, your body will put Michelangelo to shame. Your face is the canvas, and my gun, the brush. You will be violated by the ammunition so kindly distributed from the barrels of your enemies. By the 3rd round, the pain of the paint combined with the shame of defeat and the loss of your comrades will make you wish that you were aborted in the first trimester.

If you crave the pain, if you desire the hurt, if you hunger for the wild battlefield barbarism, if you feel the need need to wreck face, or even if you would like to play paintball, join us.


http://www.skirmish.com/


I'm bringing the wrath of North Korea down on you motherf***ers