In true "My Super Sweet 16" fashion... I ring your doorbell and find you jumping up and down sooooo honored to be receiving an invitation to THE party of the year.. Usher and Beiber and shit.. But I need a Daddy to help make that happen, so in the meantime BAAA-RING YOUR BEAUTY AND TALENT, grab a spiked juice box, and practice your acceptance tweet cuz everyone's a Grand Supreme in...
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In true "My Super Sweet 16" fashion... I ring your doorbell and find you jumping up and down sooooo honored to be receiving an invitation to THE party of the year.. Usher and Beiber and shit.. But I need a Daddy to help make that happen, so in the meantime BAAA-RING YOUR BEAUTY AND TALENT, grab a spiked juice box, and practice your acceptance tweet cuz everyone's a Grand Supreme in THIS hell! [juice! juice! juice! juice!] But only one bitch walks away with the Jon Benet Lifetime Achievement Award. Bring your friends! Let's ride bikes!
Exploitation: A Celebration "It's a Pageant from Hell"
378 Corbett (@Clayton) 7pm+, cunt-test at 11pm
An adult kid-friendly menu, games & juice provided. Feel free to contribute any poison.
Ride up the hill: Pickups at the Lookout corner (Noe/Market). Look for the car with a giant bow on it (or text: tbd)
Have a special talent you'd like to perform? (exorcisms and dismemberment +++), give me a shout.
Giddy-up, bitches.