It's time again. Theta Xi will be throwing their annual Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory party this October 28th at 9pm. Undoubtedly you remember last year's bash and its awesomeness, but this year we can promise even more!

The celebration will be going down at the Theta Xi house. You will be able to find it because it will the one with the party. For people who cannot find parties, the... [read more]

It's time again. Theta Xi will be throwing their annual Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory party this October 28th at 9pm. Undoubtedly you remember last year's bash and its awesomeness, but this year we can promise even more!

The celebration will be going down at the Theta Xi house. You will be able to find it because it will the one with the party. For people who cannot find parties, the house is on Woodruff and Iuka, two blocks east of Woodruff and High. It's going to be on October 28, THAT'S THREE DAYS BEFORE HALLOWEEN! This is good because it is conveniently going to be a Halloween Party. As per the title there will be three floors of themed debauchery a heaven for those 'goodie goodie' people, a purgatory for the unchristened people, and a hell for all the real people.

This all means one big thing. Primarily, you have to wear a costume. That's kind of how these things work.It's Halloween and only losers don't dress up for Halloween if they're older than ten. A few rules on costumes:

1. You have to have one, it's Halloween. If you don't want to wear a costume and party then you can go elsewhere, like McFaddens. And by that I mean you should also disappear.

2. Cleverness in costume design is encouraged. If you lack creativity, then scandalous is where you want to be.

3. It is way too soon to arrive as Steve Jobs. If you do, you'll just look like a heartless individual to everyone else.

So, RSVP Yes if you think you will attend as we print out that list later on. There is seriously no point in saying maybe because you won't be added to the list. Invite your friends and see you there!