Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born ... a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of...
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Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born ... a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
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Come and celebrate Festivus!
We'll be honoring the Festivus traditions of ...
* The Festivus Pole!
* The Airing of Grievances!
* The Feats of Strength!
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WHAT TIME DOES THE PARTY START? 2pm! Sunshine in the winter! Good eye, thanks for noticing.
CAN I BRING SOMEONE? Significant others, kids and guests are welcome. Please RSVP to help me plan for drinks.
WHAT ELSE CAN I BRING? Food. Drinks are also good, but I'd really welcome food. Get in touch if you want to bring something special.
THERE IS A CAT in my home, if you or your guests happen to be allergic.
Hope to see you there!
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Subway directions:
Take the 2, 3, 4, or C to Franklin Ave. Find your way to the Shuttle S train. Go 1 stop to Park Place. Once there, you'll only be a block from my apartment.
Turn right out of the turnstiles at Park Place. Go down the long ramp and turn left. You'll be on Prospect Place, but there isn't a street sign right there. Walk to the end of the block and turn right onto Classon Ave; you'll be right in front of my building.
713 Classon Ave #510