SantaCon Bend, OR

All right you lushes! It's the season, so locate your best holiday impersonating get-up of the BIG guy and get yourself down to Drake Park on 12/3/2011 at 4 pm. That's right...it's SantaCon...the best damn time you'll have chugging alcoholic drinks and spreading debaucherous holiday cheer dressed as the (wo)man, the myth, the reason we all think we're obligated to buy... [read more]

All right you lushes! It's the season, so locate your best holiday impersonating get-up of the BIG guy and get yourself down to Drake Park on 12/3/2011 at 4 pm. That's right...it's SantaCon...the best damn time you'll have chugging alcoholic drinks and spreading debaucherous holiday cheer dressed as the (wo)man, the myth, the reason we all think we're obligated to buy gifts at Christmas...Santa Claus. We'll be bar hopping downtown Bend, singing christmas carols in bad taste and distributing twisted toys to good AND bad girls and boys. At SantaCon, everyone is eligible for a twisted toy because it's a hell of a lot better than a lump of coal and sometimes...the real deal! Any questions? This gigs been going on for years around the world and now we have our very own SantaCon in Bend, OR. The turn out has been good the past couple of years and the cops and the bars aren't pissed off at us yet so let's keep it that way.

Rules...
1. Santa will call Santa, "Santa."
2. Santa will be respectful of everyone, Santa and non-Santa.
3. Santa will not destroy property.
4. Santa will not exit from doors marked, "emergency exit."
5. Santa will not puke in public (ignore photo left).
6. Santa will not kill anyone.
7. Santa will not get arrested (gives Santa a bad name).
8. Santa may talk like BigFoot if Santa want.
9. Santa will have an ass-kicking good time!

Santa has had a CRAZY year so the bar hop schedule is TBD. Santa can chime in and so can all the elves, the baby anatomically correct dolls, and the christmas poos, but I doubt the ideas are better than Santa's. Ho Ho Ho!

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