Survey Results:
73.2% said Dec. 8 was good
14.6% said Dec. 8 was bad
12.2% didn't know
82.9% said they'd chip in $
17.1% said they're cheap pricks that don't enjoy having fun (one said they don't drink, they're still cool)
Best of alternate suggestions:
--i suggest moving it entirely to a neutral location to avoid a home crowd advantage. somewhere like....omaha....
[read more] Survey Results:
73.2% said Dec. 8 was good
14.6% said Dec. 8 was bad
12.2% didn't know
82.9% said they'd chip in $
17.1% said they're cheap pricks that don't enjoy having fun (one said they don't drink, they're still cool)
Best of alternate suggestions:
--i suggest moving it entirely to a neutral location to avoid a home crowd advantage. somewhere like....omaha. perfect k thanks.
--That entire week.
--pants party?
--FREAKING MAKE YOUR TEAM GO TO THE CABIN TRIP IN HOCKING HILLS. (I wonder who this was...)
--this is gay.
--First weekend back from break (that's when we drink for the new year)
Best of Zombie Apocalypse strategies:
--Go all mantis on them... Have sex with them, then rip their heads off when they least expect it. I may refrain from eating them though. Zombies might not taste as good as my past prey.
--1) get a bad ass posse 2) become its leader; make love to its women 3) gather weapons and intel 4) capture a zombie in order to figure out which zombie apocalypse I'm in (how do I kill said zombies and how ferocious are they???) 5) use women and children to collect food I figure theyre less useful in a zombie apocalypse 6) On Sundays take the men on small outtings to learn how to hunt these zombies. Like golf but murdering things already dead. 7) Find the zombified version of my 2nd grade teacher. Kill the shit out of it. 8) We would need some sort of base camp. This should have been built before I made love to all the women
--Stealing a yacht and learning how to fish... zombies cant swim and there is no evidence to support that fish are susceptible to the zombie virus
--sdjf;sdfsj;lsdjflkja;lsdjkfd
--Sweaters
--Stay as far away from Nial as possible because he is and would be a massive liability.
--IT WILL BE A PARTY EVERY NIGHT IF YOU GUYS COME ON THE TRIP.
--you are gay.
--shoot you in the leg and run, seemed to work in the walking dead
--Follow Cricket
--come to the outskirts of omaha. lots of farms, lots of guns, stupid people make stupid zombies. I would also keep a lot of fat people around. fat people make good zombie bait. shmee would be good zombie bait. he might annoy me too much so ill probably use him up first. also if they turn, they are still fat so its easy to get away from them too. I also know of 3 shooting ranges and 2 survival stores within a 4 mile radius. a great place to camp out and raid. this is also another reason we should move the christmas party to omaha. you can never be to careful about zombie apocalypses. columbus is a terrible place to be during it
It's about that time of year. When the egg nog is ripe and ornaments are flowing out of your ears. That time to look your best in your most festive garb. Be that what it may, come ready to have some fun.
We're going to be getting kegs, and:
YOUR TICKET TO ENTRANCE IS $5-10 TO HELP COVER THE COST
No money, no cup, no entrance. This will be strictly followed, so don't think you'll be free loading your way in. Extra special bonus points will be awarded to those who pay me early so we can buy the kegs. Prizes will be awarded.
So get ready to celebrate the last day of finals, the coming of the holiday season, or whatever reason you need to drink.
