On December 10th, during Santacon San Francisco, we're all going to establish a WORLD RECORD for the LARGEST GATHERING OF NAKED SANTAS!

Yes, you heard that right, Naked Santas!

You may ask, "Why NAKED?"
Well, there's plenty of other Santa records...like:

* Largest gathering of Santas
* Largest gathering of Elves
* Largest Secret Santa gifting group
* blah blah blah

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On December 10th, during Santacon San Francisco, we're all going to establish a WORLD RECORD for the LARGEST GATHERING OF NAKED SANTAS!

Yes, you heard that right, Naked Santas!

You may ask, "Why NAKED?"
Well, there's plenty of other Santa records...like:

* Largest gathering of Santas
* Largest gathering of Elves
* Largest Secret Santa gifting group
* blah blah blah

San Francisco has a long tradition of people being naked in public. Heck, it's almost required when we have a large group of people get together in our fair city...

So, since Santacon will again be a HUGE gathering of Santas and San Francisco damn well better be the BEST at EVERYTHING, then let's do this!

THIS IS HAPPENING AT WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK IN NORTH BEACH! If you want to go down in history, BE THERE AND GET READY!

Here's the rules:

* Gender is irrelevant! You don't even have to be a good "boy" or "girl" Human, though, is a requirement since I thought that pets are already (usually) naked...
* You have to be naked, but CAN and SHOULD be at least wearing a Santa hat. Boots/boot covers and gloves are also OK. Otherwise, it's Full Monty or nuthin'
* No Elves, No Reindeer, etc. San Francisco LOVE's all Santacon revellers, but Guinness will be strict about the "Santa" requirement.
* You'll have to sign some paperwork with your name, address and email and an OK to take your photo, that's part of the Guinness rules too.

That's it, pretty easy huh?

Wanna make Santacon even more redonkulous than last year, or the year before? Sign up here, tell your pals, have them sign up and then show up and git naked!

PS, spread this far and wide, gift it to all, it's the SPIRIT OF XMAS DANG IT!