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My friends, you probably already know this, but in six months I am going to turn 30 years old. This means that it is incumbent on me to have an epic amount of birthday this year. But do not panic: I have a plan!
This year, my dearest wish is that no one get me any gifts. Now wait, before you all start lamenting that you will not have a chance... [read more]