WTF Auld Acquaintances??

"Should auld acquaintances be forgot, and never brought to mind...?"

What does that even MEAN??

Does auld mean OLD in old tyme English? In this case is an 'acquaintance' a friend or a shady business associate? We don't really know, and we suspect none of you do either. I'd say that's a good a reason as any to celebrate. Let us come together to rejoice in our... [read more]

"Should auld acquaintances be forgot, and never brought to mind...?"

What does that even MEAN??

Does auld mean OLD in old tyme English? In this case is an 'acquaintance' a friend or a shady business associate? We don't really know, and we suspect none of you do either. I'd say that's a good a reason as any to celebrate. Let us come together to rejoice in our shared lack of knowledge. Enjoy a mind-erasing good time to ring in the New Year, whilst purging the old one. (Just don't purge in the house, the plumbing is old.)

Basic booze, food, music, and erotic board games provided, but if you want to bring a bottle of something extra it would definitely help increase the holiday cheer, as well as your chances of getting a kiss at midnight.

Please RSVP by December 28th, so all necessary supplies can be purchased in time, as we want to make sure there are enough party hats, New Years themed lingerie, and golden retriever puppies to go around.

Can't wait to see you all there!

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