Tired of sitting around, not having drinks with Nik Bonaddio and Raz Tirosh?
Contemplating ending it all because you simply cannot spend another Saturday night alone playing a one-player variant of Risk?
Suffer from crippling alcoholism?

Well, have we got the event for you, boss! We've got the most vodka-drinkiest, Wage-fingerest, Margiela-dressiest NYE party to hit this fair city since... [read more]

Tired of sitting around, not having drinks with Nik Bonaddio and Raz Tirosh?
Contemplating ending it all because you simply cannot spend another Saturday night alone playing a one-player variant of Risk?
Suffer from crippling alcoholism?

Well, have we got the event for you, boss! We've got the most vodka-drinkiest, Wage-fingerest, Margiela-dressiest NYE party to hit this fair city since Yeager contracted swine flu and was dispatched to a rice paddy in Laos.

So come on, come all - unless we didn't invite you - to our NYE party!

RELEVANT DETAILS:
We have a private room in the back.
It is open bar from 10p-2a. Top shelf, all that.
The cost will be about $50/person, which is as good as you're going to get in this city for NYE.
I heart you, forever and always.