Hey there my friend, I trust you had a “winning” 2011 and didn't get groped by Herman Cain. Here are a few of my predictions for 2012: (you heard it here first):
1. Ron Paul’s “coming race war” will happen, and everyone’s Kindles will be used to actually start fires (esp. the Kindle Fire).
2. The consensus on the Mayan prediction that the world will come to end this year...
[read more] Hey there my friend, I trust you had a “winning” 2011 and didn't get groped by Herman Cain. Here are a few of my predictions for 2012: (you heard it here first):
1. Ron Paul’s “coming race war” will happen, and everyone’s Kindles will be used to actually start fires (esp. the Kindle Fire).
2. The consensus on the Mayan prediction that the world will come to end this year in December will grow to fever pitch, until they all jump out from a huge couch and yell, “December Fools!!”
3. The National Dairy Council will jump on the growing Occupy Wall St. movement and start making “99% Milk.”
4. Donald Trump jumps back into the GOP race, after his research finds that his, “Would you vote for him as a joke” numbers are through the roof.
Trust me these will come true. Either way, this and more will be discussed at a very important and special year end SWEET! Be there!! If you know what’s good for you!
Joining me on stage this week:
NEAL BRENNAN (Co-creator of "Chappelle Show," Director of HBO's "Funny or Die,' best consistent Twitterer)
AMY SCHUMER (Made a splash at Charlie Sheen roast, white hot comedian, spend the holiday avoiding her uncle Chuck)
BARRY ROTHBART (beloved NY comedian back in town, "Tonight Show" correspondent, Thinks of Queens as his "hometown")
Plus other special guests!
Including an appearance by a woman who owned 2011, MY MOM
The year end Sweet show is always one of, if not the BEST show of the year. If you are in NY, and if you are I expect you have friends in town from elsewhere this is the perfect way to show your friends how cool you are. Bring them down to ELLA tonight and we can finally get to the bottom of whether you say, New Year’s Eve-- the year ending or the one starting (I never know). Either way, et’s make some end of year history!! This will be the show of the year. Show up.
Into who’s pants will you delve in 2012,
Seth Herzog
