AGENDA: Spend entire day making jokes about the end of the world. "Man, why did I even bother coming in to work today?" "It doesn't matter that we lost that account/caused that natural gas explosion/got that hostage killed. It's the end of the world!" Occasionally become seized with free-floating apocalyptic anxiety and look out the window for reassurance, finding no... [read more]

AGENDA: Spend entire day making jokes about the end of the world. "Man, why did I even bother coming in to work today?" "It doesn't matter that we lost that account/caused that natural gas explosion/got that hostage killed. It's the end of the world!" Occasionally become seized with free-floating apocalyptic anxiety and look out the window for reassurance, finding no message in the gray overcast sky. Jump, then laugh nervously every time a door is slammed or sirens are heard. Re-evaluate your life's accomplishments and say aloud that you are content, while being secretly unsatisfied. Have a little too much to drink and do something you would not normally do, like setting off fireworks, starting an argument with a family member who always gets on your nerves, or singing a song to your children. Wake up the next morning feeling vaguely disappointed. (Please leave further suggestions for end-of-days activities in comments.)