The Final Alien Colonization

According to the Wise Man Who was hiding in the Desert (CSM) the final colonization will happen on December 22, 2012. This truth frightened the Mayans so much that their calendar ended on this day.

Every US President Since Truman in '47 has been frightened by the Truth. It scared Mulder so much, that even he could not speak the truth to Scully.

We have seen Alien human replacements in... [read more]

According to the Wise Man Who was hiding in the Desert (CSM) the final colonization will happen on December 22, 2012. This truth frightened the Mayans so much that their calendar ended on this day.

Every US President Since Truman in '47 has been frightened by the Truth. It scared Mulder so much, that even he could not speak the truth to Scully.

We have seen Alien human replacements in the form of Super Soldiers already arrive on Earth. The military and the government are fully aware of the final colonization & have made plans for it.

We only have one choice: Go to areas with large amounts of magnetite.

According to the Wise Man we should go to areas in which the Anasazi Native Americans were, this is in the Chaco Canyon, the Casas Grandes. In areas such as southern Utah, northern Arizona, northwest New Mexico, and southern Colorado.

All who do not attend are either
1. Already Super Soldiers
2. Are controlled somehow by the aliens
3. Part of the Syndict
4. Do not understand the Pop Culture Reference (hint: The Truth is Out There)

This will be the most epic camping trip of your life time. We will convene (location TBD) out in the dessert(somewhere in the four corners), where we will have the largest party of our lives. I REPEAT. OUR LIVES. Think of Burning Man, but orchestrated by a bunch of nerds.

Things that are in the works:
1. DJs (lots of good music)
2. Video Game Tournaments
3. Silly Tug-a-ware into Alien Goo Pits
4. X Files Marathon
5. Lots of Nerdy people selling their Crafts about the end of the world

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