Saturday Scheduling Details -
1pm - Bacon and power brunch at Guardrail's 5802 N Kirby ave
3pm - Group Bike Ride from Guardrail's to Chariot Wars secret location
Once there -
Special Performance by the The Sprockettes!
The Tall Tour Crew with performances by Prick Scumbags and a special guest!
BEN HURT!!! See below for rules.
After the champions are crowned, eat some food, and...
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Saturday Scheduling Details -
1pm - Bacon and power brunch at Guardrail's 5802 N Kirby ave
3pm - Group Bike Ride from Guardrail's to Chariot Wars secret location
Once there -
Special Performance by the The Sprockettes!
The Tall Tour Crew with performances by Prick Scumbags and a special guest!
BEN HURT!!! See below for rules.
After the champions are crowned, eat some food, and then there will be a group bike ride to whats gonna be an epic saturday night party, all night dancing, fashion show, blah blah blah, all that shit.
Ben Hurt is back! Its going to be as brutal and as gruesome as ever.
The rules are simple. Build a pedal powered chariot with a traditional hitch. Teams compete untill the chariot cant continue, or one of the competitors gets removed from the chariot itself.
This year will be slightly different then in years past, as there will be more of a focus on speed and maneuverability of the chariot teams. The course will be longer and more defined, and less of the cluster fuck that it has been in the years past. Think more like the original Ben Hur, as opposed to a demolition derby.
We are looking for volunteers for goon squad to keep people relatively safe.
Also looking for fire performers and various other types of crazies to make things more interesting.