Take one part short foul-mouthed big-assed aspiring Mary Kay Latorneau...I mean school teacher....and one part awesome Indian with a hyphenated name, and what do you get? One of the best dirty thirty birthday parties you will ever have the honor of being a part of.
The top floor of Kells is rented out on FRIDAY FEB 10th 2012 - come get drunk.
This is an open event so please invite people if we...
[read more] Take one part short foul-mouthed big-assed aspiring Mary Kay Latorneau...I mean school teacher....and one part awesome Indian with a hyphenated name, and what do you get? One of the best dirty thirty birthday parties you will ever have the honor of being a part of.
The top floor of Kells is rented out on FRIDAY FEB 10th 2012 - come get drunk.
This is an open event so please invite people if we missed anyone.
Fun facts about Magic -
1) She doesn't mind when you puke on her shoes as she is escorting you to safety (from experience I know this);
2) She has a special account with Yellow Cab that requires they drive her through the nearest fast food drive through at no additional cost;
3) scientists have yet to discover how something so small can be SO FUCKING LOUD or sound so much like Miley Cyrus while being simultaneously tone deaf;
4) Her ass doubles as a storage unit and for twenty bucks a month she'll store your bike there for you;
5) she has the intestinal fortitude of a premature infant and is still routinely drinks her face off, so no excuses come out and play like a champion;
and 6) She would really appreciate it if you came to her birthday so she has multiple people to text "wtf happened last night and why did I pull out my snatch in front of everyone at the bar!?"
Fun facts about Kho-Hay - AKA Blow Gay, Oh Hay, Little Indian in the Cupboard, So Gay, or The Blue Humming Bird
1) The Kho-Hay update, if you don't already know from one of his many facebook status updates, he'll be sure to tell you something awesome that happened to him today. His luck never ceases to amaze.
2) This happy-go-lucky massage therapist only gives happy endings to his male clients, however he loves fake boobs and will offer you a free session if you go out for drinks with him.
3) Becoming a Jedi is on his bucket list
and 4) He has a strong passion for his native american heritage, which goes along nicely with his strong passion for alcohol, Doritos, dream catchers, tomahawks, head dresses, rain dances, tee-pees, and reservations.
