Hi Gang!

What will you be doing this Sunday? Come play with me... let's get all dirty, sweaty and a little sand in our cracks. It's my Birthday Weekend! and I want to look good in my birthday suit! How bout you. Here we go, second Sunday in February of 2012 so hopefully, you are right on target. You have now started your "new you" or you would not be receiving this event. So... [read more]

Hi Gang!

What will you be doing this Sunday? Come play with me... let's get all dirty, sweaty and a little sand in our cracks. It's my Birthday Weekend! and I want to look good in my birthday suit! How bout you. Here we go, second Sunday in February of 2012 so hopefully, you are right on target. You have now started your "new you" or you would not be receiving this event. So let's take that ass up a notch and get you vibing and vibrating for Spring! So how bout it? What the frack are you waiting for? An invitation? Well what do you think this is? 9:30am on Sunday, February 5th? Come join us at the beach for one of the hardest, funnest and most inspiring bootcamps around! It's a combined program of Kettle Bells, Weighted Hoops, Ropes & Bionic Bootcamp. I will be taking you guys on quite the fitness adventure this Sunday - 90 to 120 minutes of hell to get your body looking like it stepped right out of heaven. Cause on, this is Planet Earth, so it's more important than ever to Love yourself naked! Physically, Emotionally and Spiritually. Group will be limited to 15 participants.

While the workout is tough, it is structured so that even if you are new to a particular exercise or format, you will definitely get it, you will definitely feel it and you will have a blast. We will “load up the truck” with all the “toys” as well as use the great equipment and grounds at the Santa Monica Beach - trust me, there is plenty of stuff to play with. If you do come to these workouts, you will need to bring your own mat, water and towel. Please RSVP by 11pm on Sat night. Here is the schedule:

Price: 25 bucks.

If you are new or have a friend coming to check out where we “do our thing,” we will meet just south of the SM Pier (green square grass where the Gymnastics equipment is). Park on either Pacific or Arcadia off Appian if you can as there are “coin meters” there and that way you save 6 bucks. My number is 310.210.5551 and my email is nevenproductions@aol.com.

Let me know if you have any questions or concerns. Remember, no matter how fit, famous, cute, kitsch, rich, hunky, horny, or thorny you are you will still be rolling around in the dirt. So dress your best and bring sunscreen, towel, mat and workout gloves if you have them.

Love yourself naked,

Kyle