"Here, now put this on."
"What? The gorilla suit's not enough?"
"It's better with the lingerie. And the pink cowboy hat."
"What's the point of this exercise, anyway? Why do I have to be the outlet for your Dadaist fantasies?"
"Come on, let's get you out on the street. OK, stand here, by the entrance. Wave this sign around, try to get...
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"Here, now put this on."
"What? The gorilla suit's not enough?"
"It's better with the lingerie. And the pink cowboy hat."
"What's the point of this exercise, anyway? Why do I have to be the outlet for your Dadaist fantasies?"
"Come on, let's get you out on the street. OK, stand here, by the entrance. Wave this sign around, try to get the people in the cars to honk at you."
"What does the sign say?"
"It says, Love is a Beast… Come see Tom Jonesing!"
"You really think this will work?"
"Try wiggling the sign more… yes …YES!"
Tom Jonesing
This Thursday, February 16 2012
From 6pm to 8:30pm
Martuni's Piano Bar
4 Valencia st. @ Market
Free
www.tomjonesing.com
www.facebook.com/tomjonesing