A joyous announcement from this leprechaun creature:
St. Patty’s approacheth, and you all know the procedure.
Get buzzed at the parade, then stumble over to my lawn,
Then help convince my neighbors that I’m Satan’s spawn.
There’ll be live music from the Famous Valet Parkers band
And when funk music is involved, things always get out of hand.
We'll have a mountain of kegs, grilling,...
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A joyous announcement from this leprechaun creature:
St. Patty’s approacheth, and you all know the procedure.
Get buzzed at the parade, then stumble over to my lawn,
Then help convince my neighbors that I’m Satan’s spawn.
There’ll be live music from the Famous Valet Parkers band
And when funk music is involved, things always get out of hand.
We'll have a mountain of kegs, grilling, and dancing, to boot.
And, of course, a return of the infamous parachute.
Come early, come late -- there’s no such thing as tardy,
As long as your help us celebrate the Patron Saint of Party.