HELLO AUSTIN. LA’S FLAW-FREE QUEEN OF POLYSEXUAL HARD PARTYING IS HEADED YOUR WAY. I’M PACKING UP MY HEELS AND JETTING OFF TO AUSTIN DURING SXSW TO SEE IF THE LONE STAR STATE CAN HANDLE MY SPECIAL BRAND OF DEBAUCHERY. I’VE SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE, BUT I’VE YET TO HIT YOUR FAIR CITY, SO I’M LOOKING FOR SOME SPECIAL FREAKS TO SHOW ME A DAMN GOOD TIME
AS I RARELY TRAVEL ALONE, I’VE...
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HELLO AUSTIN. LA’S FLAW-FREE QUEEN OF POLYSEXUAL HARD PARTYING IS HEADED YOUR WAY. I’M PACKING UP MY HEELS AND JETTING OFF TO AUSTIN DURING SXSW TO SEE IF THE LONE STAR STATE CAN HANDLE MY SPECIAL BRAND OF DEBAUCHERY. I’VE SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE, BUT I’VE YET TO HIT YOUR FAIR CITY, SO I’M LOOKING FOR SOME SPECIAL FREAKS TO SHOW ME A DAMN GOOD TIME
AS I RARELY TRAVEL ALONE, I’VE DECIDED TO BRING IN A FEW SPECIAL FRIENDS TO PARTY WITH ME. FIRST UP IS A MAN THAT HAS KNOWN FOR YEARS HOW TO MAKE ME SHAKE IT ALL NIGHT LONG, THE LEGENDARY DISCO DISCAIRE, DJ HARVEY. BUT A GIRL CAN'T LIVE ON DISCO ALONE CAN SHE? A BIT OF TECHNO IS IN ORDER FROM THAT DETROIT WONDER-KID SETH TROXLER. AND OF COURSE I’LL NEED TO BE SET INTO THAT GOOD GROOVE BY MR. STONES THROW HIMSELF, PEANUT BUTTER WOLF. NATURALLY I’LL BE BRINGING ALONG GODDOLLARS TO WARM IT ALL UP TO JUST THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE (BURNING HOT), AND GREGORY ALEXANDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY IS WERQING IT LIKE THEY SHOULD.
I SIMPLY CAN’T WAIT TO MEET ALL OF YOU LOVELY PEOPLE OF AUSTIN, I’VE HEARD A LOT OF GOOD THINGS AND I EXPECT THEM ALL TO PROVE TRUE. SO BRING IT, AND BRING IT WELL, NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 16TH, FROM 9PM-2AM AT THE BEAUTY BALLROOM, 2015 E. RIVERSIDE DR. AUSTIN, TX.
NO BADGE REQUIRED, ADMITTANCE IS FREE WITH RSVP HERE:
http://rhondasays.net/2012/03/3-16-12-a-club-called-rhonda-austin/