"THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The button has been pressed and the doomsday device has been activated. Nuclear annihilation is imminent. Soundproof Intelligence urges you to get underground as soon as possible. DO NOT PANIC. A secure bunker is being constructed where you and your loved ones can survive the global devastation that is sure to come. The Soundproof Research Laboratory has determined that...
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"THIS IS NOT A DRILL. The button has been pressed and the doomsday device has been activated. Nuclear annihilation is imminent. Soundproof Intelligence urges you to get underground as soon as possible. DO NOT PANIC. A secure bunker is being constructed where you and your loved ones can survive the global devastation that is sure to come. The Soundproof Research Laboratory has determined that subjection to rhythmic, low-frequency vibrations is the only way to combat exposure to radioactive isotopes. A minimum dosage of 6-8 hours of subsonic frequencies is required for adequate decontamination. We repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Get underground. The survival of the human race depends on you."
The specific date that Soundproof Intelligence has arranged for you to access our underground bunker is Saturday April 21 starting at 9pm. And the following scientists from our research laboratory will be administering the required subsonic frequencies:
09 Johan 'yo' Thornton - live PA
10 Dark Arps - live PA
11 K-man
12 Drew David
01 Evan Jones
02 Miss Innocent
03 Chris Singer
Advance entry tickets are $20 (or $25 at the door) and can be purchased from any Soundproof Intelligence member or at one of the following meeting points;
**Look for the orange dinosaur**
Friday April 20, 6 – 7pm
Blenz Coffee, 338 Helmcken St (@ Hamilton)
Saturday April 21, 12 – 1pm
Blenz Coffee, 338 Helmcken St (@ Hamilton)
Also, help to fill Atomic!'s stockroom for Vancouver's homeless. Every non-perishable item donated gets you one chance to win tickets to our next event, and all food collected will be donated to the Vancouver Food Bank.
Yours very truly,
~ Soundproof Intelligence