A Spy vs Spy Welcome Holmes Party

Hello Spy vs Spy All-star,

I've been lost recently. Like a ship without a sail. Like Milli without Vanilli. Like Larry without Balkie. My brother from the same mother (yes, it's true), Steven Johnson, has been embarrassing Americans everywhere by taking his talents to South America. He has been in Brazil for months doing God knows what and it's been tough without him. I... [read more]

Hello Spy vs Spy All-star,

I've been lost recently. Like a ship without a sail. Like Milli without Vanilli. Like Larry without Balkie. My brother from the same mother (yes, it's true), Steven Johnson, has been embarrassing Americans everywhere by taking his talents to South America. He has been in Brazil for months doing God knows what and it's been tough without him. I haven't left the house, haven't eaten, haven't been drinking non-alcoholic beverages. If not for my dvd box set of Toddlers & Tiaras, I'd probably be dead. Well happy days are here again because he's coming back this week and we're going to celebrate like a muhfucka.

This is where you come in. I miss you. I miss the way you laugh, I miss the way you dance so well, I miss the way you drink too much. But it's going to be okay. Because the family is getting back together this Friday, May 4th at Solas.

Come celebrate the return of my freshly brazilian waxed brother and let's give him a night he won't remember. Party starts at 10.

(as always) "BANGERS ONLY"

One glove,

Pete aka Pete Rose aka Charlie Hustle aka he ain't shit!

Solas
232 E 9th Street (between 2nd & 3rd Ave.)
New York, NY 10003-7580
Main room, downstairs
10pm-4am

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