Mr. Mission Competition 2012

****Tickets Available Here: http://mrmission.eventbrite.com ****

Think of the last time you saw a guy walking down the street and thought to yourself,

"Is that a mustache or a dick under his nose? Maybe it's both..."

Remember the jubilation, the joy, the moisture even, in that moment?

Now. We bring to you, the distilled versions. The extract of the Mission. The... [read more]

****Tickets Available Here: http://mrmission.eventbrite.com ****

Think of the last time you saw a guy walking down the street and thought to yourself,

"Is that a mustache or a dick under his nose? Maybe it's both..."

Remember the jubilation, the joy, the moisture even, in that moment?

Now. We bring to you, the distilled versions. The extract of the Mission. The non-reconstituted Mission concentrate(with pulp). In one place. One night. One competition to determine who will be...Mr. MISSION

Chickity checkkk yourself...and picture this: A grip (mucho) of washed-up champions struttin' their Sunday best (PBR's, dank shades, etc), feverishly consuming bacon-wrapped hot dogs, dramatically crafting latte art, sporting enough facial hair to make www.dollarshaveclub.com (go to this website NOW) surpass Apple's market cap, vegan shoe modeling, poetic regrets and yes, the awkward Dolores Park swimwear/leisure wear category (teabagging is in, so gain some street cred already). That's right, it all comes down to an intense, overdramatic set of SKILLS CHALLENGES to capture the emotions , minds, and pants of 3 judges and a crowd rowdier than Taqueria Cancun at 2am.

All in the name of raising money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. That's right, all the money goes to fight those diseases that suck for realz. Also, we get to show those fools over at the Mr. Marina contest what a real neighborhood brings to the table. Ya hurrdd.

What does the champion receive? Apart from enough fame to sign a book deal, Mr. Mission will be celebrated by local digs in the form of:

His own Mr. Mission coffee blend served at Ritual Roasters. A Mr. Mission Cocktail served at Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem and Beauty Bar.A custom Mr. Mission ice-cream flavor designed with and featured at Bi-Rite Creamery.

Submit your own skills challenge suggestion on twitter @MisterMission #mrmission

As we used to say at the monkey bars circa naptime: Be there or be square.

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