Guys. Sit down for a sec. Listen. We've been working super hard on our new album for a couple months...okay Amar and Drew have been working hard while we've been doing mountains of cocaine and trashing hotel rooms and petting adorable puppies non-fucking-stop.
Either way, were ready to drop this album like it's Kahn's smoking habit. And we've assembled the best bands...
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Guys. Sit down for a sec. Listen. We've been working super hard on our new album for a couple months...okay Amar and Drew have been working hard while we've been doing mountains of cocaine and trashing hotel rooms and petting adorable puppies non-fucking-stop.
Either way, were ready to drop this album like it's Kahn's smoking habit. And we've assembled the best bands in universe to help us do that. Sort of like the Avengers. Only instead of stopping super villains we just want to rock as hard as humanly possible. Here's how things are gonna shake down:
wheneveryouwakeup-8:30pm: Do whatever you want. I suggest maybe a jog or yoga around noon. Get some sun. Grab dinner with friends in the early evening. Have a couple chardonnays to loosen up.
NEW EXCITING NEWS!!!!
8:30-9:00: Sorry getting the night started off RIGHT. YOU WON'T BE FUCKING SORRY UNLESS YOURE NOT THERE.
9:00-10:00: Young Summers are gonna tear the stage in half like some glorious fucking Pennsylvania Hurricane!!!
10:00-11:00: Beast Make Bomb will force you to have really awkward crushes on all of them. Don't fight it. They'll also play some crushingly-badass, amazing music.
11:00-12:00: We, Jackpot, Tiger, will just try and, y'know, hang...
12:00-whoknowsorcares: Big Ups will take the stage, each on a different colored pegasus. Things will happen. You won't talk about them the next day. You won't have to.
Also, this show is FREE!!!
And you'll get a download code to get our album FREE!!!
And the download code may or may not come printed on a pog.
UPDATE!!!!!
(ok so when I wrote this originally I assumed we'd have more discipline and wouldn't release the album early for free. So a download code is pretty pointless. Still made pogs, though, cause POGSPOGSPOGSPOGS!)
See you there.
-Jackpot