31 years on Earth
20 years wondering about my first crush, Julie
15 years a driver
12 years a baller
11 years a drinker
10 years a voter
9 years an artist
8 years a bad Jew
7 years a designer
6 years in the Bay
5 years a worse Jew
4 years a crooner
3 years a "consultant"
2 years a snowboarder
1 year a model student
1 month in aught10

Put another way, I'm a sophomore of my... [read more]

31 years on Earth
20 years wondering about my first crush, Julie
15 years a driver
12 years a baller
11 years a drinker
10 years a voter
9 years an artist
8 years a bad Jew
7 years a designer
6 years in the Bay
5 years a worse Jew
4 years a crooner
3 years a "consultant"
2 years a snowboarder
1 year a model student
1 month in aught10

Put another way, I'm a sophomore of my 30's. My 10th grade...