Hi. My name is Joey Flowers and I'm a vegaholic. It started with carrots. They were so good. I'd eat them every day after school. Then, I started sneaking them in my lunch at school. Soon, I started experimenting with other vegetables. Celery, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, leeks, collards. It wasn't long before I started the harder stuff... eggplant, okra, kale.
A few years...
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Hi. My name is Joey Flowers and I'm a vegaholic. It started with carrots. They were so good. I'd eat them every day after school. Then, I started sneaking them in my lunch at school. Soon, I started experimenting with other vegetables. Celery, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, leeks, collards. It wasn't long before I started the harder stuff... eggplant, okra, kale.
A few years ago, I found out that they hide vegetables within innocent- looking hamburgers. Now, I'm a dealer. You need a hookup? I've got plenty of green... spinach veggie burgers. Want some shrooms? I've got those too. Keep them hidden in a freezer.
George Foreman? Closet veggie-addict. Try them out on his grill and you'll see. And I know we're not alone. I've heard that you and your Aunt Rita are also vegaholics. Why not come clean and join our 12-step program?
1) Admit you are a vegaholic.
2) Think of your favorite veg'n dish.
3) Mark 8/14 at 7pm on your calendar.
4) Make your favorite dish around 6pm on 8/14.
4) Show up to the LFC at 7pm.
5) Bring your favorite dish with you.
6) Invite friends, family, and other fellow addicts.
7) Feel free to also bring any adult beverages.
8) Eat lots of veg'n foods.
9) Drink lots of veg'n drinks.
10) Be merry with fellow vegaholics.
11) Remember future meetings: second Tuesdays of the month.
12) Tell your friends.
And remember, we're always here for you if you need someone to eat vegetables with.